- Who gave Clive Palmer my phone number?
- Why does Penny Wong stand up to give a speech as if she is the Prime Minister after every election?
- How can it be that more than 1.5 million (12%) of voters cast a primary vote for a party that supports terrorists?
- Where is Josh Fydenberg when you need him?
- Why do liberal candidates continue to campaign during electoral coverage after the polls have closed?
- Will Pauline Hanson wear her tallit when she gets sworn in?
- Are we allowed to chant “From the river to the sea Adam Bandt is nowhere to be”?
- Has anybody reminded Patrick Gorman that Jerusalem is the eternal and indivisible capital of Israel and the spiritual centre of the Jewish world?
- If Labor obtained a landslide victory with only 35% of primary votes (two in three voters did not vote for them) then do we need to have a discussion about the equity of the preferential voting system?
- On the day before the election Sky News reported internal Liberal internal polling had them at 64-66 seats. Who were the polling strategists and do they operate on performance based remuneration?
- Will Mehreen Faruqi be the next leader of the Greens?
- Did anybody notice that the Muslim candidates and their preferencing strategies had no influence on any seat outcomes?
- Can anybody seriously find a voter who flipped from Liberal to Labor because of Trump?
- Western Australia may not get to keep the sheep, but will we get to keep the GST?
- How dejected do Liberal voting Dockers fans feel today?
- Anything to add to the list of better things that Clive Palmer could have spent $250 million on?
- And is Trumpet of Patriots the worst name ever registered for a political party?
- Will Donald phone Albo to wish him Mazaltov?
- How much will interest rates be cut by on Tuesday?
- How are those property prices in Israel doing?
If I’ve missed any critical questions, or if you have any good answers please add them to the comments.