Baa Baa Black Hat
Baa, baa, black hat where do you daven Friday night?
Right here in Chabad House, in Alexander Heights
When kiddish is over we get shikker like a fool,
And then on Shabbes morning we schlep to Noranda Shule.
Little Shmuley Yoel
Little Shmuley Yoel sat in a kollel, learning his chumush and gemara
His wife works all day While he shteigs away
And thinks, what a smart boy am I
Yaacov and Jill
Yaacov and Jill ran up the hill
To eat some food from KAWA
The shomer came and left his name
The KA came running in after
Sing a song of past tense
Sing a song of past tense
Of Jewish days gone by
When we lived in Jo’berg
And nobody was frei
When the crowds came over
the population did depart
Now you see them all in Cresswell Ave –
Double parked.
Swing Low, Sweet Zimmer
I looked over my zimmer and what did I see,
Coming forth to the Maurice Zeffert Home
A band of fundraisers coming after me
Coming forth to carry me home
You can come in for bingo, or to volunteer
Coming in to buy kosher meals on wheels
Nothing could be easier, straight from the freezer
Then you have to carry them home.
Little Miss Farbi
Little Miss Farbi sat in Maccabi, that was her first shidduch date.
He was a bochur , a Perth Yeshiva fella,
The chuppah is on Sunday, at Dianella.
Chief Rabbi, Chief Rabbi
Chief Rabbi, Chief Rabbi, Where have you been?
I’ve been to London, to visit the Queen.
I also went to the PHC down there in Perth
Where somebody mistook me for old Papa Smurf.
UIA be Nimble
UIA be nimble, UIA be quick
Have your function during Purim, jump right across the shtick
Little Dianella Shule
Little Dianella Shule
Had a fuzzy niggun tune
First it was a carlebach song,
Then it started going wrong.
Pesach wine made by the barrel,
All of this was due to Darryl
Come on now, when will it end?
Put away that nasty blend.
To this shenanigans we call a halt,
We will only ever drink single malt.
Old Rabbi Coleman
Old Rabbi Coleman was a merry old soulman
And a merry old soulman was he
He called for his new book, and he called for his disk, and he called for his editors three.
And every Shabbat he had a fine minyan,
A very fine minyan had he,
Oh, there’s none so rare, than can compare
With Rabbi Coleman’s history.
Chag CSG
CSG, CSG, responsible for security
On the ball, outside the wall, every single day
Hava narisha, raash, raash, raash.
Hava narisha – raash, raash, raash.
Hava narisha – raash, raash, rash
We have our own booze bus.
Ode to Ipads
An Apple a day
Keeps Carmel School learning
Ipad in the morning
Teacher’s warning
Homework at night
Downlading apps outright
Email before going to bed
text your friends, what they said
Ipad all the time, six days a week,
Ruddy Ipad, very chutzpadik